raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
when i was a kid I thought the dark in ‘tall dark and handsome’ meant dark skin and I was always confused when people would use the phrase to describe whitey mcwhiterson
it’s so hilarious how when people of color talk about their oppression some white person butts in with “well the irish were oppressed too”
yeaH BUT BY WHO
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]